short and sweet

I just realized that I haven't told you anything about myself other than my age and that I have a boyfriend. I thought I would share a little bit more info about myself just in case anyone is interested.

I've never been married and I don't have any children, nor do I ever want children. Before you go thinking I'm some crazy kid hater, no I don't hate kids. I just don't want any of my own. Let me go ahead and apologize now if I offend anyone. First of all, I'm not interested in giving up smoking or drinking for nine months. If I could quit smoking for that long, then I would have already done it. Second, the whole birth thing grosses me out. Third, I like the way my life is and I don't care to give it up for the next eighteen years. I'm sure those of you that have kids couldn't imagine life without them and think I'm crazy for not wanting any, but the bottom line is I'm selfish. I have no problem admitting that. I like to be able to do what I want, when I want and not have to worry about anyone else.

I'll stick with dogs, they're almost like having children, but at least you don't get in trouble if you leave them at home by theirselves.

HELP!

Okay, I need help. I've searched blogger help and still can't figure this out. I know how to upload a picture to a post, but I can't figure out how to make it so that when you click on the picture it takes you to a specific website, instead of going to the website where the picture is uploaded. Does this make sense? Can anyone advise me how to do this? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

I won, I won!!!!!

Well I don't think this day could get any better!

1. I have my second follower, yay me!
Lipsmacker, who I posted about previously having a giveway, became my second follower today.

2. She also had a second giveaway, and I won!!!!

Thank you so much Lipsmacker!!! I love Sephora and I can't wait to shop for some new "tools" for my makeup bag.

What a fabulous start to the weekend!

Dear Ex-Boyfriend's Wife

Dear Ex-Boyfriend's Wife:

I don't want your husband. If I did want your husband, you wouldn't be with him right now. I dumped him TEN YEARS AGO because he treated me like shit, just like he treats you like shit. You don't have to keep glaring at me like you wish I were dead every time you see me. The fact that you have a miserable marriage has nothing to do with me and everything to do with the man you are married to, which is why I dumped him instead of marrying him.

If I were you, I would be more concerned with the coke whore woman that he dated after he and I broke up. They still talk/see each other in case you didn't know.

Sincerely,

Over It

my very first follower

I got my very first follower today. Cocaine Princess is a wonderful writer, very interesting and unique. If you are not already one of her readers, you should definitely add her to your list of blogs to follow. I would love to hang out with her in real life for a day.......actually I don't think a day would be enough, maybe a week or two. Thanks again CP for being my first fan!

boyfriend's useless waste of oxygen sister

I thought I would go ahead and start giving you a little background on the boyfriend's family....I'll start with my least favorite family member his sister.

1. She has no job and has not had one since I've been dating her brother. (We've dated for quite a long period of time.)

2. She still lives at home with their parents.

3. She has a child.

4. My dog has more common sense than she does.

5. She keeps getting back together with her "baby's daddy" They've never been married, they can't get along long enough to even think about getting married. I'm really not even sure how they got along long enough to conceive a child. If it's at all possible, her "baby's daddy" is even more useless than she is.

6. It took her 10 years to get a 4 year degree, and not because she was working and going to school at the same time. It's because she's lazy.

7. Her brother keeps telling me that she "is trying to find a job, but just hasn't had any luck". Bullshit. You don't vacation for three months in a row if you really are seeking employment.

8. She uses her child support to pay for daycare (the amount of child support she gets just so happens to be the exact amount that she has to pay for daycare) because she doesn't want to lose her "spot" at daycare. (The kid was in daycare to begin with when the sister was still in school). I could possibly understand this if the time in between her graduating from college and finding a job was less than a month, but it's been SEVEN MONTHS. She has no job and no income, so anything she needs, anything at all - even tampons, has to be paid for by her enabler father or her psycho bitch mother.

9. She smokes and drinks. How? I'm not sure, because she has NO INCOME. (i'm not knocking smoking or drinking, I just don't understand how it's possible when you have no money).

10. It probably sounds like I hate her, but I don't hate her as much as I just have absolutely no respect for her whatsoever.

I know a lot of it has to do with how you were raised. My parents just didn't raise me to be like that, and the crazy thing is, my boyfriend's parents didn't raise HIM to be like that either, they raised him to be a productive member of society. I'm not quite sure where they went wrong with her, but I do know that the father now regrets it (as well he should) and stays out of town and away from the mother and sister, under the pretense of "working" as much as possible and the mother just doesn't care as long as she ALWAYS gets her way (and she always does, even if she has to throw a temper tantrum that would make a two year old proud - I'm not kidding). But that is another post for another day.

wild horses couldn't drag me out of bed at 5:30 in the morning

Evidently the time is not set correctly on my blog. It's not my computer, because I checked, and it's exactly the right time. I did not post my last post at 5:38am. Is there a way to fix this?

I am NOT a morning person

I hate having to be at a meeting first thing in the morning. I need a little time to "settle in" when I first get to work. Every week, once a week, I have a meeting first thing in the morning. So I bust my ass to get to work 30 minutes early so I can have my "settle in" time. My boss shows up 10 minutes AFTER the meeting was supposed to start and says, "Oh I decided not to have the meeting this morning, I just forgot to tell everyone yesterday."

Did I mention that I'm NOT a morning person?

family chains ties

I know I said that I started this blog as a way to bitch tell stories about my boyfriend's burden in life family, and I haven't told you the first thing about them yet. I promise it will come, I just haven't yet decided where to begin.

I do have to tolerate see them this weekend at a family thing, so maybe I will wait and start fresh with that. If I survive it that is. They've been pretty clingy these past couple of weeks, so I've had to see them more than I usually do.....I'm normally pretty good at avoiding them like the plague.

lipsmacker's giveaway

I love this woman's blog. She makes me wish I was not in a relationship, I want to be her partner in crime and go on all of these adventures with her. Don't get me wrong, I love my boyfriend, but every now and then I do miss those days before we started dating.

Lipsmacker is having a fabulous giveaway right now for her one year blogversary...so go check it out, and if you're not already a reader of hers, you should be!

welcome to my first post

I've been reading other people's blogs for awhile now, and I've toyed around with the idea of starting one of my own, because I didn't want anyone to think I was some creepy stalker, but just didn't really think that my life was interesting enough to blog about. Then I got to thinking about how f*ing ignorant different my boyfriend's family are, and figured they should be good for at least a few posts......we'll see.

Since I will more than likely be telling stories about these idiots people, I will have to keep my identity a secret.

I will tell you that I'm 30ish and I change my mind every five minutes, so by the end of the week, I may give up on this blog thing all together, but I won't stop reading all of my favorites!