Evidently my boyfriend has learned nothing in the 3+ years we have been dating. I do not like to be without my car. I will procrastinate forever about putting my car in the shop because of this. He has to put his truck in the shop for a few days because of a fender bender he had a couple of weeks ago. He just called me and this is the conversation we had:
Him: What do you think about me taking your car to work for the next few days while my truck is in the shop.
Me: That won't work for me, but I'll be happy to take you to work every morning and pick you up at night.
Him: That's just ridiculous. You're not even working right now.
Me: Yes, I'm aware that I don't have a job right now. Thank you for reminding me. I still need my car in case I need to go somewhere.
Him: Where would you need to go?
Me: Hopefully to an interview. This morning I had to go to the store to get tampons, I did not have even one tampon left. I would have been in quite the pickle had I not been able to get to the store to get tampons.
Him: My Mom can come get you if you need to go somewhere.
In my head: I'm not getting in a car with that crazy bitch his Mom.
Me: If there was an emergency, I wouldn't have time to wait for your Mom to come get me. Why don't you take her car to work?
Him: She may be leaving to go out of town tomorrow.
Me: Then how in the hell is she going to come get me if I need to go somewhere?
Him: I'll see you when I get home tonight. What's for dinner?
Dumb Ass.