Tuesday, March 10, 2009

my boyfriend has lost his mind

Evidently my boyfriend has learned nothing in the 3+ years we have been dating. I do not like to be without my car. I will procrastinate forever about putting my car in the shop because of this. He has to put his truck in the shop for a few days because of a fender bender he had a couple of weeks ago. He just called me and this is the conversation we had:

Him: What do you think about me taking your car to work for the next few days while my truck is in the shop.

Me: That won't work for me, but I'll be happy to take you to work every morning and pick you up at night.

Him: That's just ridiculous. You're not even working right now.

Me: Yes, I'm aware that I don't have a job right now. Thank you for reminding me. I still need my car in case I need to go somewhere.

Him: Where would you need to go?

Me: Hopefully to an interview. This morning I had to go to the store to get tampons, I did not have even one tampon left. I would have been in quite the pickle had I not been able to get to the store to get tampons.

Him: My Mom can come get you if you need to go somewhere.

In my head: I'm not getting in a car with that crazy bitch his Mom.

Me: If there was an emergency, I wouldn't have time to wait for your Mom to come get me. Why don't you take her car to work?

Him: She may be leaving to go out of town tomorrow.

Me: Then how in the hell is she going to come get me if I need to go somewhere?

Him: I'll see you when I get home tonight. What's for dinner?

Dumb Ass.


Smash said...

Men are slow.

BeeHappy said...

Maybe you should get him a helmet...or maybe he left his at work. :)

vanitysfair said...

Men are so so slow.

You would think they'd catch up already, but no.

It's hard to hold this against them however, cause it's in their genetic make-up to be this way.


Good Gals Inc said...

Your BF and my BF must have taken the same stuff!! They never learn...

Kelley and Rhett said...


Soliloquy said...

Well done.

Ms. Attitude said...

HAHA! That is too funny. Sometimes men are just dumb.

Nessa said...

Hilarious. Love your blog! ;)

Darling Nikki said...

How freaking funny!

katie beth said...

Similar situations happen in my home and have for the past four and half years that my now husband and I were dating. And its impossible to reason with them! I feel your pain. And I would do the same exact thing: take him to work and pick him up, so I could have the car and my freedom, liberty, etc., each day!