my boyfriend must be feeling suicidal.....

he gave his sister my cell phone number. She called him last night and this is the conversation we had when he got off the phone:

Me: Why did you give your sister my phone number?

Boyfriend: She said she wanted to call you tomorrow and ask you something.

Me: Why didn't you just tell her to ask me while she was on the phone with you just now, you know how I feel about her having my phone number. (I don't want any of his family to have my phone number because when they call him and he doesn't answer, instead of leaving a message and waiting for him to call them back like normal people, they keep calling him until he answers the phone....I don't want them to start calling my phone when they call his and he doesn't answer.)

Boyfriend: I don't know, she just said she'd call you tomorrow and ask you.

Me: In the future, please don't give my phone number out without my permission. If she starts calling me every time she calls you and you don't answer, I'm changing my phone number and I'm not giving you the new digits.

Yes, I am aware that I am a total bitch not very nice when it comes to his family.

my boyfriend thinks he's a comedian

Actual Conversation:

Boyfriend: Remind me to call sister tonight.

Me: Why?

Boyfriend: So I can remind her that she needs to go to bed early, because she has to be at work at 8:00am tomorrow.

are you sitting down?

The Mooch Boyfriend's sister got a job. Can you believe it? I can't.

I'm starting a pool to see how long it takes her to screw it up get fired. Just kidding. Maybe.

I apologize in advance if this offends anyone....

Back in my early twenties, 23 to be exact, I decided to get a belly button ring. Why? Because all my friends got one, I thought it was sexy and cool, etc. I took it out a long time ago....that was just my personal preference to do so. If you are 50 and still have one, I don't care, I'm not judging you.

Now, with all that being said, I can assure you that had I ever been impregnated while I still had said belly button ring, it would have been removed immediately. And if for some reason, after I had that child, and I decided I just had to have one again, then I would go and have it re-pierced. I'm telling you all this, because I just recently found out that the boyfriend's sister kept her belly button ring in throughout her entire pregnancy. Again, if this is something you have done, I'm not judging you.

Before I wrote this post, I went looking for pictures of pregnant women with belly button rings. I decided not to share because, well, it just wasn't very attractive to say the least. There was one of a woman that was only 11 weeks pregnant and it looked quite painful.

Maybe I'm wrong, and maybe I am being a little judgmental, but my final thought is this......if you're not ready to give up your belly button ring, then you're probably not ready to have a child.

What are your thoughts?

boyfriend's useless waste of oxygen sister

I thought I would go ahead and start giving you a little background on the boyfriend's family....I'll start with my least favorite family member his sister.

1. She has no job and has not had one since I've been dating her brother. (We've dated for quite a long period of time.)

2. She still lives at home with their parents.

3. She has a child.

4. My dog has more common sense than she does.

5. She keeps getting back together with her "baby's daddy" They've never been married, they can't get along long enough to even think about getting married. I'm really not even sure how they got along long enough to conceive a child. If it's at all possible, her "baby's daddy" is even more useless than she is.

6. It took her 10 years to get a 4 year degree, and not because she was working and going to school at the same time. It's because she's lazy.

7. Her brother keeps telling me that she "is trying to find a job, but just hasn't had any luck". Bullshit. You don't vacation for three months in a row if you really are seeking employment.

8. She uses her child support to pay for daycare (the amount of child support she gets just so happens to be the exact amount that she has to pay for daycare) because she doesn't want to lose her "spot" at daycare. (The kid was in daycare to begin with when the sister was still in school). I could possibly understand this if the time in between her graduating from college and finding a job was less than a month, but it's been SEVEN MONTHS. She has no job and no income, so anything she needs, anything at all - even tampons, has to be paid for by her enabler father or her psycho bitch mother.

9. She smokes and drinks. How? I'm not sure, because she has NO INCOME. (i'm not knocking smoking or drinking, I just don't understand how it's possible when you have no money).

10. It probably sounds like I hate her, but I don't hate her as much as I just have absolutely no respect for her whatsoever.

I know a lot of it has to do with how you were raised. My parents just didn't raise me to be like that, and the crazy thing is, my boyfriend's parents didn't raise HIM to be like that either, they raised him to be a productive member of society. I'm not quite sure where they went wrong with her, but I do know that the father now regrets it (as well he should) and stays out of town and away from the mother and sister, under the pretense of "working" as much as possible and the mother just doesn't care as long as she ALWAYS gets her way (and she always does, even if she has to throw a temper tantrum that would make a two year old proud - I'm not kidding). But that is another post for another day.